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Love my Lululemon!

Love my Lululemon!

Mindfulness: a mental state achieved by focusing one’s awareness on the present moment, while calmly acknowledging and accepting one’s feelings, thoughts, and bodily sensations, used as a therapeutic technique.

How embarrassing!  Has this ever happened to you?

This morning I had an orgasm in my yoga class.  Well, almost.  Right on the edge. Oh, my God! Yes.

In my new Lululemon Wonder Under or whatever it’s called, my mind was everywhere but where it should be: The here and now of my early morning yoga class. Instead, it danced from one fleeting thought to another, until settling on the feeling of the fabric that was hugging me tight.

Oh so tight!

Engineered Sensations, in “an unprecedented partnership between science and art,” is what Lululemon calls them:






Silently I said the words.  Intently I felt the sensations they conveyed.  It was all I could do to keep my fingers from exploring between my legs.  My imagination would have to do.  That, and the four-way stretch fabric’s held-in tightness and snugness — as I moved through the various asanas — hugging me and rubbing me where my fingers, or a dildo, or a hard cock could well be.

Was my libido brainwashed by the brand?  Who cares….


NOTE: For other aspects of this mind-wandering experience, please see my Medium reflections: