What if Zeus were my lover? Would he come to me as a swan, a bull, an eagle, or a rain shower?
With such a clever, powerful god, you never know how he will ravish me.
Zany Zeus. His multiple disguises are all part of his charm. I find him irresistible. Oh, I do love him so.
The only problem is his wife Hera. She can be a really vengeful bitch.