Boy meets girl.
Girl sees the boy as a hero.
Flowers are smelled; clouds in the shape of hearts are seen; thunderclaps are heard; candlelit dinners are enjoyed.
Boy wants to fuck girl. Girl feints resistance.
Something bad happens and separates the would-be lovers.
But the obstacles just make the longing more intense.
Boy and girl reunite, maybe even fuck, most certainly hear wedding bells…and then live happily ever after.
I’d rather watch pornography.