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romance

Boy meets girl.

Girl sees the boy as a hero.

Flowers are smelled; clouds in the shape of hearts are seen; thunderclaps are heard; candlelit dinners are enjoyed.

Boy wants to fuck girl.  Girl feints resistance.

Something bad happens and separates the would-be lovers.

But the obstacles just make the longing more intense.

Boy and girl reunite, maybe even fuck, most certainly hear wedding bells…and then live happily ever after.

I’d rather watch pornography.

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