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What’s the one thing that Taylor Swift, Kate Upton, Katy Perry, and Joy Saint James (yes, that’s me!) all have in common?

We’re the only girls that a certain someone (my newest guy friend) follows on Twitter.


1.  Should I be flattered? Or embarrassed?

2.  I’m a celebrity and don’t know it.

3.  The guy’s got me confused with someone else.

4.  I provide needed balance and diversify the guy’s portfolio.

5.  My writing is the good-for-you spinach to the celebrities’ taste-good/feel-good chocolate.

6.  Twitter — not to mention the Internet in general — is just plain weird.

7.  The guy will ask me to marry him one day.